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benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass…

OR MAYBE WE CAN APPRECIATE HUMOUR ???

this movie was hilarious

i went for 2 reasons :

1. talking raccoon with a machine gun cutie pie

2. heard if this movie did good we’d finally get a Black Widow movie

i left the theater really happy for 2 reasons 

1. it was hilarious

2. groot <3

To think they would mark down the 44% female audience as “drawn to the theater by Chris Pratt’s abs” is so insulting to me I don’t know how to put it.

(Source : andrastes-ass)

Classé dans guardians of the galaxy i am groot sexism

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harrypotterconfessions:

[[ I don’t know if I’m the only one bother by this but I can’t stand the fact when people who were born in anytime period before 97-98 when Harry Potter was being published or old enough to read and understand them ,say kids today won’t have the same experience. Just because you were able to grow up with when they started getting popular doesn’t mean you get act like royalty in the fandom.]]


We might never have the same experience (depending on the dates), for 2 reasons&#160;:
1)  we waited for the books to come out (for instance I was 9 in 1999 when I started reading the series and I waited for the 4th book, and then the next, with growing excitation. The wait makes you feel so much more connected to the series. (To any series&#160;! Be it Royal Assassin, Ender&#8217;s Game, the Hunger Games, Game of Thrones&#8230;) It does, because you can&#8217;t help but hope and imagine what&#8217;s coming, so you live with the characters, for months and years before you meet them again. 
2) for some of us, we were almost the same age as Harry every time a new book came out. My friends and I, for instance, were 10 or 11 when we had read the first 4 books, which are more &#8220;for kids&#8221; and completely relatable for this age. So when the 5th book came out we were 13-14, that age when you start feeling rebellious and the Secret Dumbledore&#8217;s Army makes you feel empowered. Then when the 6th book came out we were 15-16, and when the last book came out, we were 17-18.So we did grow up with Harry. It doesn&#8217;t make the experience of a reader who did not (because all the books were already out) less valuable than ours, but it sure as hell makes it different. 
Please don&#8217;t feel offended because we happened to have an opportunity you will never have, that&#8217;s just how it is. Harry Potter was cool for us and will always be special. It&#8217;s cool for you and it&#8217;ll always be special too, in a different way — but that&#8217;s okay&#160;!
Dates mean we don&#8217;t experience stuff the same way. Just like you don&#8217;t experience the movie Billy Elliot the same way when you first see it when it comes out and when you see it years later, having heard about it. Just like you don&#8217;t listen to hippie music the same in the 60s of in 2014. It&#8217;s different. One is not better than the other. But it&#8217;s VERY different.
Okay.
Rant over.

harrypotterconfessions:

[[ I don’t know if I’m the only one bother by this but I can’t stand the fact when people who were born in anytime period before 97-98 when Harry Potter was being published or old enough to read and understand them ,say kids today won’t have the same experience. Just because you were able to grow up with when they started getting popular doesn’t mean you get act like royalty in the fandom.]]

We might never have the same experience (depending on the dates), for 2 reasons :

1)  we waited for the books to come out (for instance I was 9 in 1999 when I started reading the series and I waited for the 4th book, and then the next, with growing excitation. The wait makes you feel so much more connected to the series. (To any series ! Be it Royal Assassin, Ender’s Game, the Hunger Games, Game of Thrones…) It does, because you can’t help but hope and imagine what’s coming, so you live with the characters, for months and years before you meet them again. 

2) for some of us, we were almost the same age as Harry every time a new book came out. My friends and I, for instance, were 10 or 11 when we had read the first 4 books, which are more “for kids” and completely relatable for this age. So when the 5th book came out we were 13-14, that age when you start feeling rebellious and the Secret Dumbledore’s Army makes you feel empowered. Then when the 6th book came out we were 15-16, and when the last book came out, we were 17-18.
So we did grow up with Harry. It doesn’t make the experience of a reader who did not (because all the books were already out) less valuable than ours, but it sure as hell makes it different

Please don’t feel offended because we happened to have an opportunity you will never have, that’s just how it is. Harry Potter was cool for us and will always be special. It’s cool for you and it’ll always be special too, in a different way — but that’s okay !

Dates mean we don’t experience stuff the same way. Just like you don’t experience the movie Billy Elliot the same way when you first see it when it comes out and when you see it years later, having heard about it. Just like you don’t listen to hippie music the same in the 60s of in 2014. It’s different. One is not better than the other. But it’s VERY different.

Okay.

Rant over.

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bunny-banana:

hungrylikethewolfie:

dominiquemorgenstern:

The Great Unanswered Question:

What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias

OH MY GOD THE TAG 

others countries have their own young adult dystopian novels, crazily enough

like, we have tons in France

they have tons in England

I know they have some in Mexico

and I read one set in Spain

(and all of them usually don’t mention any other countries either)

(via cloudsinablueroom)

Classé dans literature fiction dystopian young adult novels dystopian future

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: INDIA

India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).

(via wandkeepers)

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There's a fandom for school shooters

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

tell-me-what-to-swallow0:

shootyoursweetheart:

death-beautiful:

venusaures:

Social justice activists, PLEASE START TARGETING THIS!!
This is soooo fucked up. Not only is it romanticizing “mental illness” (quotes because, while I don’t know if every shooter was mentally ill, people are acting like they were and that it somehow excuses their actions), it’s…

People should shut the fuck up about people’s other interests, we arent harming anyone with our interest in true crime, if you dont like it then dont look at it, dont check our tags and dont open our tumblrs, yes its easy as it sounds.

This is why I fucking hate people. We are not fangirling over shooters, we are interested in them. It’s an interest ok, and from what I’ve seen, some of these people who are in this ‘fandom’ are so lovely and non judgemental. Also, a lot of us, including myself, want to turn our interests into a job. You may find it sick, but tough. We don’t sit here and act as if there is something wrong with you because of your interests so don’t you sit there and do that to us. Just because you don’t understand the appeal doesn’t mean you need to be rude.

Social justice activists, PLEASE START TARGETING THIS!!”

lmao

Except there are literally people out there who are like “So what if they killed people, they’re hotttttt

Err

Some of you might have the necessary maturity to appreciate and study the murderous activities of school shooters, their reasons and backgrounds, and make something out of it (be it a job or just personal enlightenment), but saying OMG shutup just because we don’t like the same things doesn’t mean we’re wrong and you’re right OMG mom shut up isn’t really a good point for maturity. Forgive our precaution.

It’s not just any “interest” like Doctor Who or Cupcakes or Trash Metal or Save the Planet or effing Twilight. 

Your interest is people who kill kids.

It’s legitimately worrying. Don’t play dumb.

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aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source : vexingholmes, via exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear)

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ohcurtains:

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

what an amazing story

Wow.

(Source : bellecs)

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